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Lorem Ipsum best not make any more threats to your website. It will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. If Trump Ipsum weren’t my own words, perhaps I’d be dating it. Some people have an ability to write placeholder text... It's an art you're basically born with. You either have it or you don't. I will write some great placeholder text – and nobody writes better placeholder text than me, believe me – and I’ll write it very inexpensively. I will write some great, great text on your website’s Southern border, and I will make Google pay for that text. Mark my words.

When other websites give you text, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending words that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing mistakes. They’re bringing misspellings. They’re typists… And some, I assume, are good words. Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right? Be careful, or I will spill the beans on your placeholder text. The other thing with Lorem Ipsum is that you have to take out its family.